For Earth Day I painted out the headlights on a Hummer and then keyed it. How about you?

by on January 26, 2012

Question by Old Bluegrass Picker: For Earth Day I painted out the headlights on a Hummer and then keyed it. How about you?
I wore a ski mask and my Earth First shirt and got that baby in a Walmart parking lot. Then I flipped off the security camera.

What did you do for Earth Day?

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Answer by Falafel & Loofah Aficionado
Do you have a trucker’s hat that says “I’m a badass on the internet” ?

“I went to Alaska and killed a penguin since they’re going to die anyway.”
Sorry neocon, you’re not smarter than a 5th grader.

Add your own answer in the comments!

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MoltarRocks January 26, 2012 at 5:06 pm

I bought a copy of “Green Hell”.

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Nathan January 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I keyed a Liberals Hummer too!

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A January 26, 2012 at 5:50 pm

I went to Alaska and killed a penguin since they’re going to die anyway.

/s

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Dexter January 26, 2012 at 6:45 pm

I planted trees. Please stop helping.

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pickle January 26, 2012 at 7:12 pm

I went to walmart and someone painted out the headlights on my Hummer and keyed it.

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Wes January 26, 2012 at 7:48 pm

celebrating earth day with criminal activity how delightfully liberal of you.

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BHO bows to muslims January 26, 2012 at 8:32 pm

I filled a recycling bin with dirty disposable diapers.

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Will January 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Too poor to afford a Hummer.

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Emasculated Britain January 26, 2012 at 10:03 pm

I liberated some carbon.

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Shifterz January 26, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Bought a Hummer and run over a group of eco warriors like yourself. Afterwards I got out of my hummer and keyed all the eco warriors faces.

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Agent Smith January 26, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Hummers are made to take abuse.

I just parked mine on your scooter. …. sorry Dude.

Hope you had time to jump off.

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scrabblesnob January 26, 2012 at 11:14 pm

I lit a bonfire of gasoline and phone books, turned on every light in the house, and flipped off all the hybrids that passed my house! We should have a party!

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Retta January 26, 2012 at 11:21 pm

I left my lawn mower, snow blower, leaf blower, and my car idle till all the gas ran out! And how mature are you for damaging some ones property! Admitting to a crime, are you really that dim?

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SEE A HOPE January 26, 2012 at 11:23 pm

thats called vandalism, and it is a crime. do you lack the intelligence to do anything constructive?

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amanda r January 27, 2012 at 12:13 am

I found the fool who keyed my hummer, and painted the headlights….I beat the crap out of him and used it as fertilizer….. =)

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[O]peration [I]raqi [L]iberation January 27, 2012 at 1:09 am

I wish you did that. I’m thinking you are a troll but if you really did do that though then you’re a badass.

Do you know how i can join the earth liberation front? Email me if you do. I’m all about violence in the name of the environment.

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u_bin_called January 27, 2012 at 1:37 am

did you use water-based, vegatable-pigment paint for the headlights and clean up the paint scrapings from the keying so that they would not end up in the storm water system…?

….if not, you’re a failure to the cause….

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William K January 27, 2012 at 1:56 am

Why did you celebrate Earth Day by being a domestic terrorist? That’s pretty cowardly.

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Obama W. Bush January 27, 2012 at 2:24 am

I thanked President Obama for the 5 Million new Green Jobs he created

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Chelsea F January 27, 2012 at 3:01 am

maan your rockk:)
I planted a tree.

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Change Sucks #2 January 27, 2012 at 3:58 am

lol, wow, pretty tame for a leftie earth lover… better luck next time.

I didn’t do anything for earth day. Wait, I did watch the George Carlin routine about saving the planet. Good stuff. :)

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Track P January 27, 2012 at 4:30 am

I developed 120 more lines of computer code which will improve the power efficiency of quantum microprocessors.

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DM January 27, 2012 at 4:42 am

got any other lies you would like to share with us?

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idontgivafork January 27, 2012 at 5:06 am

you sir are an idiot and you just cant teach that, gotta come by it honestly. who gave you the right to do that and what purpose did it serve. lets see new lamps= more glass and energy wasted over perfectly functional lamps not to mention the cfc’s you unleashed with the paint. guess what now it needs new paint again costing energy, and natural resources and all because you need a cause? wow i gotta get a cause
hey i got a plan for paying the national debt we will just spend more, rob peter to pay paul and not balance our checkbooks.
couldnt you have lets see not used the spraypaint and keys, and maybe flushed only when you pooed and maybe rode a bike that day geez genius,or is it geeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss

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Awesome Possum January 27, 2012 at 5:42 am

I planted a tree!!
We needed one in our yard.

Im curious as to how you painted out the headlights without anyone noticing. Especially since it was a Wal-Mart parking lot.

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Throwing Stones January 27, 2012 at 6:18 am

Uncle Karl Rove is proud of you.

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Dana January 27, 2012 at 6:29 am

Seriously what is keying a hummer and spray painting the head lights really gonna do for the earth???

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O'Gail January 27, 2012 at 6:33 am

I planted some raspberry bushes.

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