Question by Old Bluegrass Picker: For Earth Day I painted out the headlights on a Hummer and then keyed it. How about you?
I wore a ski mask and my Earth First shirt and got that baby in a Walmart parking lot. Then I flipped off the security camera.
What did you do for Earth Day?
Best answer:
Answer by Falafel & Loofah Aficionado
Do you have a trucker’s hat that says “I’m a badass on the internet” ?
“I went to Alaska and killed a penguin since they’re going to die anyway.”
Sorry neocon, you’re not smarter than a 5th grader.
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I bought a copy of “Green Hell”.
I keyed a Liberals Hummer too!
I went to Alaska and killed a penguin since they’re going to die anyway.
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I planted trees. Please stop helping.
I went to walmart and someone painted out the headlights on my Hummer and keyed it.
celebrating earth day with criminal activity how delightfully liberal of you.
I filled a recycling bin with dirty disposable diapers.
Too poor to afford a Hummer.
I liberated some carbon.
Bought a Hummer and run over a group of eco warriors like yourself. Afterwards I got out of my hummer and keyed all the eco warriors faces.
Hummers are made to take abuse.
I just parked mine on your scooter. …. sorry Dude.
Hope you had time to jump off.
I lit a bonfire of gasoline and phone books, turned on every light in the house, and flipped off all the hybrids that passed my house! We should have a party!
I left my lawn mower, snow blower, leaf blower, and my car idle till all the gas ran out! And how mature are you for damaging some ones property! Admitting to a crime, are you really that dim?
thats called vandalism, and it is a crime. do you lack the intelligence to do anything constructive?
I found the fool who keyed my hummer, and painted the headlights….I beat the crap out of him and used it as fertilizer….. =)
I wish you did that. I’m thinking you are a troll but if you really did do that though then you’re a badass.
Do you know how i can join the earth liberation front? Email me if you do. I’m all about violence in the name of the environment.
did you use water-based, vegatable-pigment paint for the headlights and clean up the paint scrapings from the keying so that they would not end up in the storm water system…?
….if not, you’re a failure to the cause….
Why did you celebrate Earth Day by being a domestic terrorist? That’s pretty cowardly.
I thanked President Obama for the 5 Million new Green Jobs he created
maan your rockk:)
I planted a tree.
lol, wow, pretty tame for a leftie earth lover… better luck next time.
I didn’t do anything for earth day. Wait, I did watch the George Carlin routine about saving the planet. Good stuff.
I developed 120 more lines of computer code which will improve the power efficiency of quantum microprocessors.
got any other lies you would like to share with us?
you sir are an idiot and you just cant teach that, gotta come by it honestly. who gave you the right to do that and what purpose did it serve. lets see new lamps= more glass and energy wasted over perfectly functional lamps not to mention the cfc’s you unleashed with the paint. guess what now it needs new paint again costing energy, and natural resources and all because you need a cause? wow i gotta get a cause
hey i got a plan for paying the national debt we will just spend more, rob peter to pay paul and not balance our checkbooks.
couldnt you have lets see not used the spraypaint and keys, and maybe flushed only when you pooed and maybe rode a bike that day geez genius,or is it geeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss
I planted a tree!!
We needed one in our yard.
Im curious as to how you painted out the headlights without anyone noticing. Especially since it was a Wal-Mart parking lot.
Uncle Karl Rove is proud of you.
Seriously what is keying a hummer and spray painting the head lights really gonna do for the earth???
I planted some raspberry bushes.